For Top Creators
Nobody's traffic problem
is a traffic problem.
One fan, one page, six months apart. Same funnel, same creator, same posting cadence — the only thing that changed was who was answering.
There's a better way.
Our split is published before the call and steps down as you scale — 30% at entry, 22% past $80k/mo. No onboarding fee, no content fee, no retainer stacked underneath.
The algorithm isn't in the DMs. Volume is a staffing decision — the one lever anyone actually controls — so it's the one we report on every week.
Every shift is clocked against a named operator. You get the roster, the hours and the message counts — the same log payroll runs from.
Race our chatter at 120 WPM.
Hiring floor is 100 WPM clean. Team average is 120. Ema is one of our overnight operators, typing at her real shift pace — beat her and the apply form is at the bottom.
Touch keyboards can't keep up — open this on desktop for a fair race.
Estimate your earnings.
Per-fan value is set by page type and where the traffic came from. Move the inputs — the range moves with them.
Annualised $432,000 – $626,400
Six departments. One roster.
Built like infrastructure.
Real rosters. Real screenshots.
Two accounts pulled from the CRM at the close of the last full quarter. Names withheld at the creators' request; the shapes are not.
$460K/mo
Acquisition cost held at zero for four straight quarters.
$140K/mo
The former desk was leaving $15 on every subscriber it acquired.
Live in three days.
Apply & meet the team
A short call with the person who'd actually run your page — not a closer. We look at your last 30 days of chat logs and tell you where the money is leaking.
Onboard & set up
Access, CRM migration, pricing ladder and scripts calibrated against your own history. Your pod is named and introduced before anyone sends a message.
Launch & scale
Full coverage goes live. Weekly reporting on revenue, volume and hours from day one — including the weeks that go badly.
Join the top 0.01%.
The five questions everyone opens with.
Who owns the data and the content?
What results should I actually expect?
What models do you manage?
How fast can you start scaling my account?
Do you work with every niche and geography?
Apply to Noir.
Tell us a bit about yourself. We review every application personally.
You're in the queue
We review every application personally and reach out within 24 hours — including the ones we turn down, and why.
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Join the top 0.01% of creators and start growing your revenue today.